This happened to me today, I was quite happily trying to find some Malt loaf because I love that stuff (too delicious for words), and this gentleman wandered on up to me. I say gentleman, but even though I politely declined his offer he was still persistent, which then made me rather scared. The solution... Hide amongst the booze till the scary man leaves!
I'm sorry there is no 'Shoppe Keeps of Huddersfield' today, i didn't really get a chance to look at the staff of asda what with creepy guy looking where I went. Shall continue it tomorrow none the less!